Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts
Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts: Join us as we embark on a heartfelt journey through life, adventure, and business. Hosted by a passionate husband and wife team, we explore the exciting worlds of DJing, MCing, photobooths, and balloon art while delving into the latest current events and pop culture. Each episode offers a unique blend of personal stories, professional insights, and entertaining discussions. Whether you're an entrepreneur, event enthusiast, or simply looking for inspiration, Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts has something special for you. Tune in and let our tales serenade your heart!
Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts
Havana Nights, Retail Fights, and Earthquake Sights: A Jam-Packed Week!
Ever wondered how a simple photo booth could captivate 245 people at a Havana-themed night? Tune in as we recount the exhilarating details of our latest event, Havana Night! From the modest cover charge to the real-time photo booth projections that had everyone buzzing, we break it all down. Plus, we're spilling the beans on our upcoming dance classes for both newbies and seasoned movers. And, we've got a mouth-watering new venture in the works that you'll definitely want to hear about.
Retail theft is on the rise, and we're diving into the nitty-gritty of what it's like to work in customer service during these challenging times. Frustration with shoplifters? We've got stories to share. But it's not all gloom and doom—get excited for our future plans, including a Raider celebration at Eagle Mountain Casino and a killer Odd Future Night at Off the Rails. Rich and I will be spinning the tracks, and trust us, the setlist is going to be fire with artists like Tyler the Creator and Mac Miller. Off the Rails is becoming the go-to spot for music and craft beer lovers, and we're thrilled to be part of it!
Bad drivers during a frantic shoe shopping spree for Olivia's birthday? You bet we have some rants and near-accident stories to share! Our Jeep even had a collision but came out like a champ, thanks to an honest other driver. And let's not forget our earthquake experience—while we rode it out calmly in bed, social media was ablaze with overreactions. We chat about how staying calm and rational is key. This episode is packed with laughs, real talk, and updates you won't want to miss!
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what's up y'all? Gordy b marion gordon marion, gordy b, queen b g m. It's the podcast night. It's been a little while yeah blue slide serenade. The tale of two hearts.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think they're both mine.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Well, mine's big enough.
Speaker 2:And they're both yours.
Speaker 3:They probably, I think, my heart's bigger what I'm physically bigger than you, so my heart is physically gonna be bigger as well.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:You don't know.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, mine's bigger.
Speaker 3:Cause you got got boobs, does the?
Speaker 2:heart go into the no, it doesn't is there a heart in the left boob no it doesn't let me feel.
Speaker 3:Let me see if I can feel a heartbeat. Well, nobody can see until you just said babe, hey man you said let me feel well nobody knows it, we're even in the same room. You could be somewhere else talking and then you're going to rat me out for grabbing your titty.
Speaker 2:You said let me feel.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that doesn't mean this. Seconds, that doesn't mean it. I just say I want to feel at some point and test it out. I want to see if I feel a heartbeat in your titty.
Speaker 2:You could probably feel a heartbeat.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to test it out Y'all. Let me know too if you can feel heartbeats and titties.
Speaker 2:No, all right.
Speaker 3:Well, it's been a while, so we have an awful lot to talk about. We'll probably start with our big one Havana Night.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Havana Night was a great turnout. Yet again, another great success. Yet again we did move the cover, we did implement a cover. It's a cheap, little ten dollar cover and that's just to cover our, our expenses. Basically, yeah, our time and effort and equipment and everything else decor yeah, decor, um, you know things of that nature did.
Speaker 3:Well, we've been advertising on Facebook and Instagram, social media, paying for a little boost here and there, and we ended up with at least 245 by the count of the wristbands. Now, if somebody else slipped in here or there, or we actually let people come in after midnight, I think for free, like we're done, we wrapped up. It was like enough's enough. We're tired of watching this door.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, that was you and Steph. You and Steph were at the door the whole time. Yeah, or you. With. Steph off dancing quite a bit. Steph likes to dance. That's her shit, shit, yeah. And then you guys were trading back and forth, going and getting drinks for each other, getting each other tipsy edibles, what huh, huh, what. You're adding too much, babe. No, I'm not. Yes, you're adding too much. Some people eat edibles. It's completely legal. There's nothing wrong with that yeah, it's legal, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's legal. There's nothing wrong with that. People have a drink of alcohol, people drink coffee, people masturbate. Everybody does something doesn't make it okay or wrong or right man shit okay whatever, if you gotta rub one out real quick babe, what, whatever this real shit that's what this podcast is for for real people. If you got to rub one out real quick, babe, what? Calm down Whatever, it's real shit. That's what this podcast is for For real people. Talking about real shit, you shit on yourself and you masturbate.
Speaker 2:Damn. I don't know about all that, it's a bit much so.
Speaker 3:anyway, savannah was great 245 roughly. Great event, great turnout. The photo booths were, uh, displaying people's pictures in real time up on the projectors on the yeah, that was really cool to watch a seeing people see themselves on there and it was kind of funny because it was also driving the amount of photo booth activity yeah, because people, Cause if people would see that somebody else's picture on there, they would see theirs and be like shit, I gotta go take another one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me get that one off of there. I want to be on the big screen too.
Speaker 3:I want to be a celebrity. I'm on the big screen, baby. Um, decor was nice, balloons were amazing, as always. Um, just a great, great turnout and great turnout, great event. Yeah, we had a couple photographers out there. Um, the next event I think we're doing two dance classes, one at seven and one at eight oh, okay, that's one for more beginners and then one for, like, novices or something intermediate. You know a couple different classes but, by the time we pulled back up into 1933, it was full.
Speaker 3:The parking lot was full oh yeah the parking lot was full and that was just for the intro for the uh dance intro class yeah the free class from seven to eight or eight to nine. Um, we got another one this saturday, august 24th.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Coming back up again. It'll be big again. Um, always is always a success, always hard work, great people. Um, yeah, it's been fun. I enjoy that event. I enjoy that event. You know, blessed to have met Steph and Carlos and do what we're doing and everything else it was uh, it was nice. I liked it. I enjoyed it. So we also have a new venture we're starting yeah it's gonna be really fun, really cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I we're not gonna say much about it, you know, because we don't want any of you motherfuckers stealing our idea. Yeah no um, but we'll be working on it. Very soon. I would say within the next three weeks, we'll have an initial product. Yeah, uh, so we'll be reaching out to people to test that product yes um, and that's probably all we're going to say about it.
Speaker 3:It is a product that you will be tasting, testing yeah, I think I just told on myself a little bit Shit, yeah. So it's a product that you'll be tasting and that doesn't tell you everything. It won't even tell you enough to steal our idea.
Speaker 2:No, it won't.
Speaker 3:I mean, we've been pretty careful with this idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Make sure Google doesn't hear us. Make sure Amazon and Alexa and Siri doesn't hear us. Right, somebody's going to be stealing that fucking idea in no time.
Speaker 2:I know, I know.
Speaker 3:But you know, people do it already. It's just, it's going to be our own brand and it's going to be our own location and everything else, not a big deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Just something fun to do. Another adventure, More opportunity. You know something to do. What do you think about? It.
Speaker 2:I'm excited. I am excited about it and I think it's going to be big.
Speaker 3:I think anybody who knows us knows we do things right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:We go all out, we do things right, we use the best of whatever we can possibly get a hold of, and the equipment or product or ingredients or whatever else will not be our downfall.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:It's not going to be because of equipment. We are going to have the best.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So the product should be the best.
Speaker 2:It will be.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It'll be fun, and it'll be fun and I think it's going to be big.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it will be, and if it is great, if it's not great, I really don't care. Again, it's one of those things that nothing I do, do I do to get rich quick. No it has nothing to do with that. If I make money on it, great. If I don't, great. I believe if I deliver an amazing product, an amazing experience, it sells itself. Yeah, an amazing product, an amazing experience. It sells itself. Yeah, and I can look at myself in the mirror and know that I gave it my all and did everything.
Speaker 3:I could to make it successful or delicious.
Speaker 2:Deliciousness. Yeah, we'll see, but yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it'll be fun. We got branding starting. Fun we, uh, we got branding starting we got logos, developing, um, everything, getting getting ready, getting going. Yeah, uh, website for cali entertainment group will be up in a couple months. It looks like yeah um, new cold sparks, new low fog. We got quite a few weddings coming up. We have, I want to say, five weddings at least in the next two months.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:If not more, I'm sure there's going to be more. There's going to be more parties. We have reunions, we have Halloween parties, we have Christmas parties. We have. We have a busy next few months. Yeah, christmas parties we have.
Speaker 2:We have a busy next few months, which is great because we also have five girls going back to school. Yeah, can we start?
Speaker 3:a GoFundMe. Yeah, you know what I was thinking about that you know, like you know what you know, keep that, keep that thought on the GoFundMe, on the girls right.
Speaker 3:There have been so many people down and out, so many people that have been losing people, so many people that uh, need medical care, need this and that, and there's, there's gofundmes and there's everything out there and it's a crazy thing that, as much as I work, as much as we work, as many jobs and hustles and everything else we have, it's almost like I still don't have the money to help people the way I want to be able to help them.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And it's like I can tell at this point that, yeah, there's something going on with our economy. Obviously, you know prices on things and things of that nature, and I wouldn't put it towards a political party or anything like that. It's just, hey, at this point in time our economy is not the greatest and I can't help people as much as I want to help them, which is unfortunate. It bothers me, it upsets me a little bit, but we do a lot of giving, we do a lot of giving back. We do a lot of giving. We do a lot of giving back, we do a lot of donating.
Speaker 2:We help as much as we can, we do.
Speaker 3:So hopefully some of these other ventures will allow us to do more.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And hopefully the economy gets a little bit better and that allows us to do more, and so on and so forth.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So the GoFundMe thing, yeah, like like man, five girls going back to school yeah, jesus christ, I mean, that's me, you know when? Look, when I was a kid, we, we grew up poor as hell yeah we went to. Uh, what was that shoe store? Payless pay, oh my god, payless Mervins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Mervins.
Speaker 3:Payless Mervins, probably Kmart back in the days, I have no idea. Yeah, you got one pair of shoes and you had to make them last all year. That's what my parents used to tell me. Hey, here's your pair of shoes. Make them last all year. I was like man, so you were taking care of them, being careful, because that was your only pair of shoes yeah, we just bought some shoes for the girls but nowadays it's like they all have to have two pairs of shoes, a piece at least.
Speaker 3:Right, they have to have clothes. They're all growing like fucking weeds, you know, um. And then here's. The other thing is, our girls are kind of spoiled.
Speaker 2:They're bougie.
Speaker 3:They're a little goddamn bougie and the shit that they want is not cheap. We're not going to pay less in Mervyn's anymore. We're going to fucking Jordan and Gucci, apparently, for real. Jesus Christ, these girls and look, I won't even say that it's a girl thing you know, I've always been told, you know, from a very young age, girls are more expensive than boys.
Speaker 3:Raising them, right, I don't know if it's because of the feminine hygiene and the feminine products to take care of their face and their hair and their makeup, and the clothes and the outfits and all the cutie stuff and boys are, you know, jeans and T-shirts or something, I don't know, yeah, but I would even go so far as saying that this day and age, boys are probably bougie as hell too. Now, yeah, I don't know that they're. Look, yeah, they're not as expensive. When it comes to makeup, you know, most boys don't wear makeup. Um, uh, hair product well, maybe some gel or something, I don't know. But do they need flat irons and curling irons and and rollers and this and that and that and this and the other? And now, boys don't have all this.
Speaker 2:I think boys do spend more money, like on haircuts. They, they want to have a haircut what At least every two weeks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you almost, as a boy, you almost have to.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and if you go a month, you're looking pretty ragged.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's upkeep right. And girls don't have to cut their hair every two weeks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we do like to get our nails done. It's probably just as much as getting their hair cut, yeah, so that's a trade-off, yeah. So I still think girls are probably still Because you need to have the matching shoes and the matching hair bow and the oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you do need these three pairs of shoes. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But guess what? What? They have daddy wrapped right around their fingers. What are you? Talking about Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:What we spoil them too much. Who does you? You make me me.
Speaker 3:I feel like I don't make you do nothing um no indirectly, inadvertently something. Yeah, you probably do no I probably get some like latina attitude on the backside here and there. No, I don't get no love in it.
Speaker 2:You get attitude when you say yes, what what? True or not true?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you give it to me sometimes when I give in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you do give in what.
Speaker 3:You know, whatever it's not going. Hey look, listen, listen, listen. This shit is not going with us when we die. It's not and I do not know my expiration date, so I'm spending it. I work for it. I'm going to spend it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You don't know when you're going to die. I'm spending that shit, fuck it. And I'm going to try to make other people happy doing it. Yeah, it, yeah, I know most of the money I spend is not even on me or for me. No, it's all you guys. Why, why, why I'm just that makes no sense. All right, so we also have great news. Somebody started a new career this week.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, who was that? I don't know. Maybe me, maybe you, maybe me.
Speaker 3:Maybe you Miss. Marion started her new career this week. Pays more.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Better hours and just a brighter future.
Speaker 2:there's more opportunity after this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not so laborious not so laborious, not so, no, no, crazy ass schedules and double backs and work until midnight, then going back in at 7 am and all this ridiculous shit. You know dealing with dealing with people, you know in retail customer service, especially nowadays, where these motherfuckers can just go in and stack nine hundred and ninety nine dollars worth of shit in their cart and walk out, uh huh, and you know it's not grand theft or anything. And you know you can't touch them. Security can't touch them. Touch them, nobody can do anything. You just watch them walk out and it's they know.
Speaker 2:They know how much they can. Oh yeah, steal yeah yeah, they know.
Speaker 3:They know if they get under a certain amount that they're in the clear.
Speaker 2:Yeah but it's better to just they have insurance, they have insurance, so it's just better to let them. You don't want to mess with them in this crazy day and age.
Speaker 3:These, these motherfuckers are all diseased and drugged up and probably have needles and knives and all kinds of shit on. Do you really want to get poked for a $20 raw shirt? Nope, no, what the hell no have to go get tested for, get your blood test and everything else because yeah no, that's ridiculous, are you?
Speaker 2:trying to scrap with one of these crackheads and they don't pay you enough.
Speaker 3:So I mean, but I guess now bakersfield has that new task force or whatever for retail theft and stuff and they they've been posting that, they've been catching a whole lot of people, but there's still only so much they can do. Bakersfield, as small as bakersfield is, or as big as Bakersfield is, you can only cover so much, yeah. And we actually have real crimes that need to be addressed.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Before retail so, you know it is what it is. I don't know that there's a fucking win or not this weekend.
Speaker 2:This weekend.
Speaker 3:Saturday we're going to head up to Eagle Mountain Casino. We're going to go up there DJ with Rich.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And Georgianne Go hang out. It's the Black Hole the Raiders.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's a big Raider celebration at the Eagle Mountain. So you know your boy is probably going to pull out his Max Crosby jersey that he bought on the day of the draft before all of these other dudes and people came in and started becoming fans of him.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I actually have the jersey and a picture of me in the jersey when he got drafted.
Speaker 2:Oh nice.
Speaker 3:So yeah, I ain't no fair weather fan. I've liked Crosby forever. You know, obviously, you know it's luck. You know, you get players, you get them out of the draft and you hope for the best and you wish the best and then they become busts. Or Henry Ruggs kills somebody in Vegas, driving 140 miles an hour or something, and goes to prison.
Speaker 3:So there goes a wide receiver and some other knucklehead I think it was Arnett or something. Yeah, Tried to gangbang or something and act tough and shit. And I'm like man, you guys are fucking idiots.
Speaker 2:So let me ask you this what. Are you wearing your new hat?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I'll wearing your new hat? Yeah, you know what I'll probably wear the new, the new Raider hat With the LED light in it.
Speaker 2:I think that'll be cool, cause you know it's the casino. And all the lights and stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'll have to let. I'll have to tell Rich To let me get in a set real quick. Let me spin a couple songs.
Speaker 2:He probably will.
Speaker 3:Nah, he will, he don't care he needs a break anyways and let him go take a piss. Shake it more than twice. You're playing with it he needs a drink yeah, so we have, uh, eagle mountain for the raider booster kind of thing, the there's going to be some quite a bit of raider fans and shit out there, but guess who's going to have the best seats in the house.
Speaker 2:We are.
Speaker 3:The entertainment DJ Richie Rich.
Speaker 2:And then what we?
Speaker 3:have to rush back. I wouldn't say rush back, but we have to be back to off the rails. Yeah, in time for Odd Future Night. Some people don't know who odd future is. Um, odd future is a. It was a group, might still be a collaboration between, like tyler the creator, frank ocean, whole bunch of these other guys and they all, they all did their thing together, um, but I'm going to include some other stuff.
Speaker 3:you know, I'm going to put some action Bronson in there. Uh, I'm going to put some, uh, anderson pack, some Mac Miller. Um, I got a lot that, uh, I'm going to try to integrate into that into that thing I got a lot of music.
Speaker 3:Thing I got a lot of music. I'm going to throw in some Thundercat, some Black, some Joey Badass, snow, allegra Masego, alchemist, larry, june, sir, quite a bit. We're going to play some good music, some music that not everybody knows, but just good vibe, good chill, good good music, you know, some fun, some funk some of that funk in there I like I like the newer funk stuff because I really like old funk. But I like the newer funk, kind of coming back and have that groovy bass and everything else.
Speaker 3:I I enjoy it I enjoy it and you know obviously she, they have some nice craft beer and yeah, beck, um man, she gets all kinds of craft beer over there pretty crazy with craft beer and they have a lot of events coming up. They've really uh pushed a whole lot of events. Events, I mean, I see everybody going over there. I think uh, cheeto, I think uh j wifey yeah, wifey myth um flex, um a whole lot.
Speaker 3:They got a whole lot. They got bands, they got karaoke, they got all kinds of stuff going on over at off the Rails Beck's really developing a good community over there. I feel like.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we talked about Rich and Georgianne briefly for Eagle Mountain but, touching on that, rich lost his dad last week.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Rich lost his dad last week. He was in bad health for a while and, just like every human being you know, he lived life. He did stupid stuff, did good stuff, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Never met the guy. Don't know the guy, but Rich is a decent guy so I got to assume Pops was. No matter what Pops did he. He still of kept them on the narrow, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, they're going to have services for his Pops in a week or two down in LA somewhere there, but I've been checking on him almost on a daily basis. That's good. You know, I lost my Pops in 05. I was 25, so I was pretty young.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And I'm 44 now, so it's almost been 20 years since I lost my pops, so I know what he's going through. Yeah, that's hard so you know, I just check on him, let's see, let's see. Everything seems to be falling in place for us.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Everything seems to be coming together, kind of working in our favor, if you will. Universe is being kind to us. Yeah, it's a funny thing because, as much as we work again and we don't have a ton of bills, we have paid off vehicles, we don't have a ton of bills, still don't have a lot of money, and some days we don't have any money.
Speaker 2:Feels like huh.
Speaker 3:You know, someday it's kind of weird Our life will go from eating steak one night to eating ramen the next, or sandwich, you know, yeah, and it's just the ebbs and flows, the ups and downs, um things, things that come up, things that happen, you know surgery, um dental issues, um girls going back to school uh, girls needing cheer shoes, girls needing hoodies, girls needing ipads, girls needing nails nails, just anything and everything.
Speaker 3:Um, I mean, it's never ending. It is never ending, but we're blessed because we've been getting by and we've been taking care of everything and we've still been able to do everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So it's not a huge deal. I don't mind. I grew up poor as hell.
Speaker 2:But you know we're super happy at home.
Speaker 3:You know, that's I man. We live modestly.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I would say we live humbly. We don't have a huge, huge house, we don't have expensive ass cars, we don't have a whole lot, but we're happy. Unfortunately for a lot of people yeah, a lot of people you know they're in that rat race and they're trying to compete with that other girl on social media that just got her Gucci purse and Gucci handbag and Cadillac SUV and five bedroom, four bathroom house and you know all the stuff that they're posting and everything else and not knowing the reality that they're damn near bankrupt yeah they're living check to check their house, poor their car, poor their, you know, whatever it may be, and I just don't want that.
Speaker 2:I don't need it no, we don't I'm, I'm good I'm good with playing golfy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what we have? Uh, we have our things. Yeah, we have our things. We podcast, we work, uh, we play a lot of music, DJ a lot, whether it's at home or wherever Um watch movies watch movies. Oh you know what? Oh my God, this girl is on gray's anatomy again. Jesus christ, from the beginning, from the very beginning, and I swear to god, I think there's like 23 fucking seasons of this show and we're in three or something. Man, you cannot binge watch that shit. It's impossible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but, but are you loving it?
Speaker 3:Look, I like Grey's Anatomy. All right, it starts to wear on me with all the drama.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Every time you turn around, this motherfucker is mad at this person, this person's fucking this person. Some devastation's happening, somebody's in the hospital with some fucking rare disease and everybody's figuring it out and like everything else and it it. For me it's a love story, there's a hate story, there's some sex, there's issues in the operating room, or it's the same episode Every episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It just they switch everything up constantly. Meredith is fucking this person. This person is fucking this person. This person hates this person, because this person fucked this person and that person, and I mean Jesus Christ it's a lot yeah it's entertaining well, look, your version of entertaining and my version of entertaining are completely different for me.
Speaker 3:for me personally, I'm very um sensitive, uh, emotionally I think, and that stuff affects me. It has a negative effect on me, right? It's like if I put you in a room and made you listen to heavy metal for an hour.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:You'd probably come out with a fucking headache.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Right, those vibrations, those sounds, those things, they have effects on your body. Well, so does drama, so does comedy. So does you know everything else? I just so happen to enjoy comedies yeah right, I like comedies. I've had enough bad shit happen in my life and been through enough that I don't need any drama or bad things, or you know yeah, but yeah. But yeah, Grey's is a good show. It is a good show, it just I have to take it in doses.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I can, what do you mean? I can get through four or five episodes at a time.
Speaker 2:Like three.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, that's fair. I mean, you know, normal people watch one a week. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:That was hard Okay, when I had to only watch one a week.
Speaker 3:And you had to wait for a week till the next one.
Speaker 2:Or when the season finished on a cliffhanger and you had to wait till the next season. Oh yeah, oh, it's worse.
Speaker 3:And then you're reading speculation on the internet and like hey, what's going to happen to-.
Speaker 2:No, I don't do that. To Mc happened to no, I don't do that to mcsteamy, I don't do speaking of mcsteamy mcdreamy.
Speaker 3:Is it mcdreamy, mcsteamy mcsteamy?
Speaker 2:yes, it is mcsteamy. Why did you say dreamy? Because he's dreamy too. You don't like mcdreamy no, I think he's.
Speaker 3:He's okay, but you like mcsteamy mcsteamy.
Speaker 2:I do like mcsteamy, but I don't because he's a he's he's a hoe, yeah, he's a.
Speaker 3:He's a playboy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like dudes like that that are he's honest about it though. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like he's not hiding it, he's not lying to people, he's single and he's going to mingle. Yeah, right I can respect that out of him that out of him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know, but I do love this love story that he has with um.
Speaker 3:Are you about to spoil something?
Speaker 2:You've already seen it.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:When he's with Lexi.
Speaker 3:Lexi.
Speaker 2:Meredith's sister when she comes on to the show, then why?
Speaker 3:aren't we watching it from that point? Why did we start over again? Because you had to watch it from the beginning no I didn't I knew all of these episodes already well, we just had to start it over all right, whatever we started it um, let's talk about this one.
Speaker 3:Which one shit fucking drivers oh gosh oh, my fucking, I don't know what it is in bakersfield. I don't know what it is, but a bunch of you motherfuckers don't know how to drive. No, like jesus christ, you're terrible. Who's handing out licenses at this point? Is this just an automatic thing? Like hey, here's your social security card, oh, and here's your driver's license? Like who's testing these people?
Speaker 2:Nobody.
Speaker 3:We literally for Olivia's birthday, right? Olivia's birthday last weekend, right. Was it last week on her? Birthday. Yeah, yeah, last weekend, or was it, was it last? Week her birthday yeah, yeah, last birth, last weekend or the weekend before whatever. Whatever we went to go take her shoe shopping, there was a pair of shoes that she really, really wanted um and she said they're only like 80 bucks, but the other ones that I wanted like 110. I'm like I don't care 80 110. I mean, what's the fucking difference at that point right what's the difference.
Speaker 3:We're not talking about $500. Jordan, you know concretes or something. So we're trying to take her around. We go to where do we go to Dick's? Yeah, we go to what's that shoe store over there on California by VIP. They just moved over there. Oh man, they were in the mall originally, I think, but anyways, they deal in jordans. Yeezys, I think you know they didn't have the shoes that she wanted because they weren't jordans. So, whatever, we left there and then we went to the mall. I believe Now, in the course of going to these three places, we must have been almost hit, or something, five or six times.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And not due to us. We're just chilling following. You know minding our business. You know driving correctly. Whatever these people I'm about, to say something that will get me in trouble. People are bad drivers they are like a really bad. Yeah, and you know it's one of the things I enjoy about having a large, large jeep, because, motherfucker, your little car isn't gonna worry worry me, it's not going to worry me. I'll hit you. It won't do any damage to my vehicle.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:I can run my tire up on top of your vehicle, it's been tested? Yeah, we've tested it. We've driven on top of cars at four-wheel parts. You know we can drive over you, motherfucker, Don't fuck with us. I tested it not too long ago.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, this girl.
Speaker 3:Anyways, we're not going to talk about that? No, then why did you bring it up?
Speaker 2:But it's been tested.
Speaker 3:It's been tested and nothing has happened to the Jeep.
Speaker 2:Nope, no airbags, no nothing.
Speaker 3:It was perfect.
Speaker 2:Just got a little little scratch.
Speaker 3:I don't even think a scratch.
Speaker 2:It was probably already there.
Speaker 3:Well, I think it rubbed the powder coat on the bumper a little bit, yeah, but no dents, no dings, no scratches. Their vehicle, on the other hand, crumbled like a goddamn tin can.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, but he was the sweetest man. Yeah, he was a nice dude, he was just so sweet.
Speaker 3:And it was a truck, listen everybody, it was a truck. She hit his tailgate. So, and it was a truck, listen everybody, it was a truck. Uh, she hit his uh tailgate and that was it yeah, yeah and and we've already taken care of it insurance, all that good stuff. And the guy was super cool. He was like hey, I'm not gonna tell people my back or my neck hurts or anything like that, just let's get the truck fixed.
Speaker 3:And that was it so somebody that was so somebody that was honest for once, right like everybody out here trying to get a free fucking check and and you know, sue happy and everything else, and this dude did it how it was supposed to be done yeah, and that was appreciated. We've even called him a couple times since yeah, yeah he's, he's a really nice man yeah, it was nice um earthquake oh yeah, it was fun I'm gonna let you explain exactly what our reaction was.
Speaker 2:Go ahead we were in bed all right and we didn't know what it was at first and we just kind of sat here and let it shake let it shake we can give shake. We didn't give a shit, we rode the wave. I mean, what are you going? To do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what are you going to do? Are you going to go outside and grab the ground and stop it from moving? What?
Speaker 2:are you going to?
Speaker 3:fucking do man it's shaking. Wait till it's done, assess any kind of fucking damage and move on. There's nothing that can do and nothing happened. Nothing happened to fucking anybody, man. Jesus christ, these people are so goddamn dramatic. They're, I mean, a thousand people. Did you feel that? Did you feel that? No, motherfucker, you're the only one that felt it. Nobody in the in the fucking world felt it besides yourself. Nobody felt the fucking 5.0 earthquake but you. So there's a thousand people on social media. Did you feel it? Did you feel it? Did you feel it? Oh my god, I was so scared, I didn't know what I was gonna do it, was fun though it was, it was nothing.
Speaker 3:You know what man I can fart harder than that man? Jesus christ man. What is wrong with these people, man? At first I really thought it was the train going by you know, and, and we could be desensitized to that, because the train does shake a little bit yeah this was a little bit more than a little bit, yeah, but it was still minor, like and yeah, okay, we have aftershocks. Oh, did you feel that one? Hey, did you feel that one man feel these nuts?
Speaker 2:let me see, see.
Speaker 3:No, hey, oh, remember, let me feel your heartbeat real quick Let me feel your heartbeat. Yeah, so the earthquake whatever, If a big one hits, you know a big one hits, what are you going to do?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Be somewhat prepared. Right, know, a big one hits. What are you going to do? You know, be somewhat prepared, Right. Have a solar charger. Put a solar charger in a bag in the back of your vehicle, somewhere. Right. Put a couple gallons of water, some rations, some food here and there, whatever the necessities Right. Food here and there, whatever the necessities right, but a solar block to charge your devices, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Get a little solar block. It lays out and it'll charge your phone, stuff like that, you know. Keep everybody in contact.
Speaker 2:Oh, we had a power outage too.
Speaker 3:But we have solar generator and batteries, we have power.
Speaker 2:So we were able to sleep comfortable with our fan going.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we had power, we're ready.
Speaker 2:We were not miserable.
Speaker 3:No, it was actually kind of nice. Yeah, let's see the Olympics, the Olympics. The. Olympics. We're're gonna go there. Hey, you know what shortly. Okay, just for a minute. Everybody is so hell-bent on finding something to be offended by.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And something that my grandparents used to tell me, something that my uncles and mom and everybody else used to tell me old saying if you look for something hard enough and long enough, you'll find it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So if you look for something to be fucking offended by, you're going to be fucking offended. You're setting yourself up. Yeah, you're creating that on your up. Yeah, you're creating that on your own. You're creating it on your own. It's fucking ridiculous, man people and half the people that were offended by it yeah it's also the crowd that tells everybody else not to be offended or don't be snowflakes, so your sensitive ass is upset about some shit that you're not even accurate about.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Had nothing to do with Jesus. No had nothing to do with Christianity. It was a display of Dionysus, dionysus a God, yeah, that predates Jesus, and quote unquote God for the Olympics, which predates Jesus and God. And just so happens that Jesus and Dionysus, along with a couple other Greek gods and ancient gods, all have a whole lot in common.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They were all born to a virgin.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They turned water into wine. So there was. There's quite a few similarities between these people, Right, but anyways, it didn't have anything to do with it. And then everybody else is mad about a trans quote unquote a trans boxer in women's boxing. Well, A the girl isn't trans. B the girl has girl parts. And C she just so happens to have a genetic or chromosomal anomaly or something defect, whatever you want to call it that makes her produce more testosterone than a normal female. That's it, that's it. So people are all up in arms, upset about this shit. Meanwhile, there's a rapist playing volleyball, a child rapist playing volleyball.
Speaker 3:Nobody says shit about yeah so it's like look man, you guys, you get your shit straight. You guys, at this point, you're just looking for something to be upset about. You're looking for something to. You're looking, you're really grasping, you're grasping, you're just reaching.
Speaker 2:It is a reach, yeah I think the olympics thing was just it was. It was meant to be fun.
Speaker 3:It was meant to honor the original Olympics. That's what it was. So these Olympics have been going on for hundreds and hundreds and thousands of years, right, mm-hmm? And yeah, there's a history before Jesus. There's a history before XYZ. There's a history before this person and that person. Yeah, there's a history before jesus. There's a history before xyz. There's a history before this person and that person yeah there's a history.
Speaker 3:Whether they were right or not, I don't know. I don't care everybody you know. You can worship whoever you want to worship, and that's the other thing.
Speaker 3:We're not a christian country, we are a free country yeah where you are welcome to practice whatever religion you want to practice. We're not a Christian country, we're a free country. But anyway, I'm not going to get into all that shit anymore. The other thing is I'm jumping off of social media a little bit. I'm not going to be on it as much. I'm not going to be interacting with as much. I'm not going to be interacting with very many posts or content or anything else like that. My plan is is to, uh, keep it simple, log in long enough to post things about the family, about the businesses, um, and that's about it. Return messages, things like that, but that's about it. I'm not going to mess with social media too much anymore. I'm kind of I got more things I need to get done.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:More things to focus on. To focus on and just losing faith in humans and humanity and intelligence, or lack thereof, of what seems to be a majority. It just seems like the majority of our population is just fucking ignorant and it's exhausting. Let's talk about restaurants, bakersfield restaurants. So we went out to dinner celebratory dinner for marion for her new career and we wanted to try the new spot at the mall yeah amipa. Is it amipa? Yeah, amipa, amipa, mm-hmm. Is it Amipa?
Speaker 2:Yeah, amipa.
Speaker 3:Amipa, see, I said it like a white boy. Is it all my pa?
Speaker 2:No, amipa, amipa, amipa Ay.
Speaker 3:So, hey look, We've been to Zama, we've been to El Puesto, we've been toama, we've been to El.
Speaker 2:Puesto We've been to.
Speaker 3:Buena Vida. We've been to Ritmo when it was Ritmo, we've been into Nuestro La Costa all these places right, we've been everywhere and these newer places, man, they're spending a whole lot of time, effort and money on the ambiance, the appearance, and I don't feel like they're spending the same amount of effort and time and money on their food. So when the very first time we went to Zama, I thought it was amazing. I thought it was delicious. It was amazing when they opened a couple of years ago or something I don't know. We've been there since a couple of times and not real great. No, you know great ambiance too, but I don't know that their food was remarkable. And then I had a lot of hope for this Aimipa.
Speaker 2:Aimipa.
Speaker 3:Went in there, beautiful, but the food again was not. It wasn't there. No, I don't really feel like it was very flavorful. I don't feel like it was seasoned. I don't. It was kind of just, I don't know, I wasn't real like it was seasoned, I don't know, it was kind of just, I don't know. I wasn't real impressed with it, wasn't real happy with it.
Speaker 2:And the amount of money we spent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some of these places are crazy, expensive, ridiculous. Buena Vida was amazing, though. I will give them that Buena Vida was amazing. They had great atmosphere, they had great food. They had great food, they had great drinks, they had great dessert.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they had great everything.
Speaker 3:But so did Zama when they first opened.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Right. So let's see. Hopefully they continue that Right. Hopefully they don't start cutting back on their menu and ordering cheaper quality ingredients or firing chefs, getting rid of chefs, losing chefs, you know, that's, that's a key thing. Your chef is a. That's a deal breaker. Yeah, you're a restaurant, first and foremost. You're not. You're not an experience, you're not an ambiance, you're not a visitor's attraction. You're not. You're a restaurant.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So, first and foremost, make sure your fucking food's on point yeah, and customer service oh man, jesus man, these cut this customer service stuff too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not impressed, not impressed. However, um, we love social house. Yeah, I wouldn't say that they have the most ambiance or anything right, it's just a place, I don't know, it's not a whole lot of ambiance, but the food, everything there is amazing. It seems like, yeah, and every time we go, whether it's brunch, whether it's dinner, whether it's brunch, whether it's dinner, whether it's last year, whether it's this year, everything's been great Every time we've been, and customer service is always great oh customer service is great.
Speaker 3:I love my dude over there. I don't remember his name, but good dude man, Awesome guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the owner of a horse in the alley Speaking of another restaurant.
Speaker 3:Well, not just the owner, for horse in the alley speaking of another restaurant. Well, not just the owner, but their food their food is amazing yeah, and it's on point every time that we've been there. Um, I don't know if there's a whole lot of hope for a whole bunch of other places no I don't, you know, and I'm not even a picky person. But if I'm going to pay, you know, $100, $200 for dinner. Hey, that shit better be delectable. I mean, it better be butter.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It better be butter, because I'm not paying to look at the leaves on your wall. No, I'm not paying to look at your neon signs, I'm not paying to look at anything. So they need to get their shit together, these places, man. And then there's another new place that opened up of all things, called memento mori, where who has a tattoo that says memento mori? Yeah, where did I get it from? Mac miller mac miller memento mori.
Speaker 3:Well, apparently the place over uh by the old airport on union uh-huh um, it's memento mori now and it looks like a real, it looks like um buena vida, it looks like zama, it looks I guess it looks kind of like places. And I was talking to one of my clients today and he said, uh, he went over there for the soft opening Cause I think they know the owner's sister or somebody. They got invited to the soft opening. He said he liked it, said it was good.
Speaker 2:I'll have to try it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that's where um Kenny and his dad and everybody owned that yeah that's what I was gonna ask yeah what was that place called with kenny and his dad?
Speaker 2:I have no.
Speaker 3:Ace was over there djing for a while but it was. It was southern food right oh yeah, it was so food. What was that place called? I don't remember, but anyways it's called memento mori now, which is very ironic, because I have a tattoo that says memento mori. Yeah on my mac millard leg so it's kind of kind of interesting, I suppose, yeah, it says Memento Mori, yeah On my Mac. Miller leg Mm-hmm. So it's kind of interesting, I suppose.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, great ambiance and no food. Like, hey, we're not going for a view, we're not going to the Bluffs to take a picture. Hey, we're eating man. You know, we're not in San Francisco to take pictures, we're not taking a picture. Hey, we're eating man. You know we're not. We're not in san francisco to take pictures. We're not, we're not taking a picture of the ocean, we, you put a bunch of greenery on the walls and you know fake trees and fake limbs and all this other shit and everything else. And then your food sucks and it's like, hey, man yeah service sucked, food sucked again.
Speaker 3:I'm easy, I'm not picky. I eat McDonald's. I eat Burger King. I love Burger King. Just so everybody has a fucking clue on who I am and how unsophisticated my taste buds are, I'll take a Burger King Whopper over most burgers in this world. Burgers in this world yeah, it just tastes better. I don't know. Yeah, is it popular? No, it's not. Burger King is unpopular. They've been unpopular for a long time. Yeah, uh, they may be going out of business at some point or another. Hopefully they don't.
Speaker 2:Um well, we only have like two or three, two or three left. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get happy anytime I see a.
Speaker 2:Burger.
Speaker 3:King.
Speaker 2:Speaking of burgers, we tried that new. It's not new, but we finally tried that shaken buns.
Speaker 3:Oh, shaken buns over by the house.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Over around the corner over there. I was impressed with them.
Speaker 2:I know that was good.
Speaker 3:I thought it was decent. I was like man, this would rival like In-N-Out or somebody else. Again, it's not a Whopper. No, this, this would rival like in and out or somebody else. Again, it's not a whopper. No, however, um, I would put it up there with you know, in and out.
Speaker 2:I would put it up there with habit no, I would put it higher higher, like eureka I don't want to talk about eureka either well, no, I know, but I'm saying like, if it's like a fast food gourmet burger it was.
Speaker 3:It was delicious and the fries were good too yeah, oh, I love those zigzag fries and and and, just to give everybody a uh an insight into eureka. I don't like going to eureka anymore because these motherfuckers put horseradish in my bloody mary and I never had that and I don't like horseradish. Who the fuck does?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know why somebody would put that in there listen, horseradish is right there with blue cheese.
Speaker 3:There's a very select few people that enjoy that shit yeah I do not enjoy it. Don't put horseradish in my fucking Bloody Mary. No, jesus Christ, man that was nasty oh man Gag inducing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:What else do we got? What else do we got? I don't know if we have much else. I think that's about it. We got a lot going on A lot of weddings, a lot of parties, much else. I think that's about it. We're, uh, we got a lot going on a lot of weddings, a lot of parties, a lot of events. Um yeah, work, work, work, work. Daughters, daughters, daughters, daughters. G's body works going strong. Still, you know, 30, 40, 50 people a month, not, uh, I'm not gonna lie and inflate my numbers. There's some certain people around town that like to lie and inflate their numbers and make it look like they're doing something and it's like your fucking math doesn't add up. Your math does not add up at all. You work.
Speaker 2:You're not mathing right.
Speaker 3:Your math ain't mathing. Yep I calculated it out and apparently this person worked 400 days a year or something like I don't, I don't care. Look, if I see one, if I see one client, if I see 50 clients, you know it is what it is. And but I don't need to lie to myself, it's not going to do anything. I'm not going to make extra money by acting like I did more.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:And I don't, you know, I don't know. Everybody does that shit on social media, inflates everything, says things, partial truths.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Huge lies with partial truths. Just, I don't know. Again, it's the rat race, it's the insecurity, it's people trying to keep up with other people on social media. You know I, you know G's Body Works is G's Body Works. I help who I can work on, who I can enjoy, my clients. Tons of repeat clients. I don't really have a lot of new clients right now, but I got a very, very solid core of clients that I'm constantly seeing on a weekly basis. Cali Entertainment Group going strong yeah, a lot of stuff going on with that. Working with Stacey Henzo on the website, she'll be doing the website. She's doing most of our social stuff, most of our graphics, most of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:DJ Gordy B. He's doing all right. He's not a bad DJ. No, he's not a mix. He's not a bad DJ.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:He's not a mix, he's not a big scratcher, not a big cutter, not a big whatever. But I can knock out some transitions, I can read my crowds and pack some floors and enjoy it. Have a good time, fuck up here and and there, put the wrong song on the wrong dick, kill the wrong song, play the wrong song all kinds of fun shit happens. But your boy's playing a whole lot of Spanish music lately yeah salsa merengue, bachata cumbias.
Speaker 3:Yeah, corridos, ton ton ton ton yeah Salsa merengue bachata, cumbias, yeah, corridos, ton, ton, ton ton. It's fun. Yeah, I mean, I play anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Give me some house, give me some tech, give me some. You know what I really want to play. I want to do an EDM one.
Speaker 2:Do you yeah?
Speaker 3:I think an EDM night would be cool, but we got to figure out a couple more theme nights.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:Havana's down. We got Havana down and it's pretty well oiled at this point.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:We're bringing in guest dancers, guest singers, guest. We have a lot of stuff going on with. Havana night we do. Oh, clyde, we're going to be doing the comedy show at the end of the month. We're going to help out Clyde and DJ that for him. We got a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3:Thinking about buying a truck and a trailer yeah I've really been thinking about buying a truck and a trailer. I want to uh my job's remote yeah so I would like to, you know, drive out to the beach park there for a week or something work. Hang out in the evenings, you know. Hang out early in work. Hang out in the evenings, you know. Hang out early in the morning, hang out in the evening after work.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then come back. And then, you know, come back on the weekends or whatnot. Yeah, I want to travel a little bit. You know, there's no reason why I can't be on the coast, be up in the northern coast, be in Oregon, be in Washington, be, you know, just pull the trailer up, park. You know, we have cell internet, we have everything, and I think it would be nice. I mean, who's going to complain about opening the door and opening it to the ocean?
Speaker 2:I know who's going gonna complain about that.
Speaker 3:No one like hey, you can have your six bedroom, five bathroom house here in good old baker's zoo, california if you want. Um, I don't really care about a house per se yeah you know, to a certain extent you know I want my girls to have something stable and everything else like that but it doesn't need to be huge or anything like that, and plus I want to travel yeah they say traveling is the best education, but I think they mean outside of america right, yeah going and experiencing different countries and cultures and things like that.
Speaker 3:You, you just learn so much.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I'm looking forward to that too. We got uh Jamaica that we're planning.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Ireland, that we're planning Ohio, you know go see, mom, Mom just got a new uh patio a new patio. She got a new uh what, what is that shit called? Um, what is that called A patio? No, like the rooftop thing. She got An awning. No, an awning comes off the side of a building. It's not a gazebo, but whatever. She got a slab poured down in the backyard and she got shade. Now she got a big old wooden structure that they get to hang out under.
Speaker 2:And I think it is a gazebo.
Speaker 3:A gazebo, and I think it's called something else, but close enough yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So we're looking forward to going back out there. We miss mom. We love hanging out with mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's something about going to my mom's house that kind of makes us kids and I feel like makes mom and tony younger. Yeah, I feel like when we're there, mom and tony are young, yeah like we're all hanging out together, we're talking shit together, we're doing whatever together um, having fun joking around, going out to eat, you know, taking the girls to the comic book store, whatever, right. And typically I think mom and Tony kind of just hang out at the crib.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They just hang out at the house. You know they're retired, they do their thing. Mom does the yard every week or something and you know they both play World of Warcraft and hang out. And you know mom's world of warcraft and hang out and you know mom's cooking all the time yeah but when we get there, yeah, they become kids. We're playing games at the table.
Speaker 3:We're playing yahtzee, playing uno, playing whatever, hanging out, smoking, meat cooking, meat cooking things taking care of mom, making sure she's not mowing the lawn oh yeah, you know, trying to help her out with stuff doing things that she can't do well, she probably can, but I want to take the strain off of her a little bit yeah but she is totally against me hiring her a gardener I know oh my god. So I want to hire her a gardener to take care of the lawn for her, but she is very, very, very particular about her yard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it keeps her active too, baby.
Speaker 3:I think it is. I think that's the excuse, right, don't listen to this mom, but I think that's the excuse. I think it's more of. Mom likes to stay active doing that stuff and she probably enjoys the outdoors and stuff like that, right, because that's especially the era that she grew up in. They played outside all the time. They were always outside. Nobody was inside, no, so she likes to be outside.
Speaker 3:And I think it reminds her of family and grandma and grandpa and everybody else and you know, because my grandma and grandpa took great care of their yards and stuff like that too. But interesting enough is mom doesn't care if I mow the yard.
Speaker 2:No, she doesn't. I think she enjoys watching you do it.
Speaker 3:Well, I've been mowing a yard ever since I could fucking walk.
Speaker 2:She probably brings her back. Yeah, ever since I could walk, I was mowing a yard ever since I could fucking walk.
Speaker 3:She probably brings her back. Yeah, ever since I could walk, I was mowing three quarters of an acre. Yeah, yeah, for years. So probably mom has already ingrained in me or taught me how she likes the yard.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I know how to do it the way she likes it, and I just do it automatically, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I can't to do it the way she likes it and I just do it automatically, right, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to go back out there. Yeah, do you want to talk about our mom's driving? Oh, jesus Christ, I mean, since we did talk about driving, yeah, why not? Our moms can't drive, for fucking shit. Holy fuck, you want to. You want to die anytime soon? Uh, hey, just jump in the car with mom and you know, if you think heaven is such a great place and you're confident that it's there hey, go jump in the car with one of our moms and now you'll get there quick.
Speaker 3:Oh man, the last time we went to ohio, my mom almost killed us three times within five minutes. I think. Holy shit, man. I have never been so scared of somebody else's driving in my life.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And your mom's driving.
Speaker 2:My mom likes to stop at an exit on a freeway.
Speaker 3:To assess whether she really needs to get off on that on a freeway. Your mom will stop on a freeway exit to assess whether she really needs to get off on that off ramp or not. She'll stop in the middle of the freeway. She'll do 45 miles an hour in the fast lane. I know.
Speaker 2:She's bad.
Speaker 3:But she doesn't know, she's bad. No she thinks she's a good driver.
Speaker 2:I guess, oh no. She's not. No, I told you, she was bad.
Speaker 3:She's very bad and she tries to say I'm bad. You all try to say I'm bad and we know who the last one to get in an accident was. It was. I'll give you a clue. I'll give everybody a hint. It wasn't me. So look, do I drive aggressively? Fuck, yes, I do. Do I drive quick, not quick? Do I drive fast? I get to a top speed? Yeah, yeah, but that's not dangerous driving like in comparison to your mom and my mom.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know.
Speaker 3:I'll take my driving and your driving every fucking day.
Speaker 2:You guys got to let us know if your moms are the same oh man Like would you get in the car with your mom. Is it a fucking?
Speaker 3:age thing it might be, am I going to be a shit driver when I'm 60?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I don't know, oh man, oh man. So yeah, that's something to talk about, but I mean your mom isn't as old as my mom my mom's bad, she's just bad.
Speaker 3:I know. So I mean, can we really say it's an age thing?
Speaker 2:no, I don't know. I don't know how your mom and my mom are still driving.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't know how your mom and my mom are still driving. I don't know. How are they still driving? How do they still have licenses? I don't know how has a cop not caught them yet? I?
Speaker 2:don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, and the third time my mom tried to kill us, there was a cop behind us.
Speaker 2:They didn't do nothing. They didn't do shit.
Speaker 3:I don't think they were fucking paying attention. They were probably running a plate or something. Man, it's like, hey, where are you at when? I need you man come save my life.
Speaker 3:My mom's trying to kill me, I know I know it's so bad it's terrible man, these, these moms, cannot drive. Speaking of that, we have to to go back to Mexico in a couple weeks. Got to get some more teeth taken care of. That's been a slow uphill battle, but again doing the best we can with what we got and taking care of the girls. There's just other priorities. As long as I'm not in crazy pain, I'm alright.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we do need to take care of it.
Speaker 3:Before I'm in pain again.
Speaker 2:Uh huh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because dental pain is terrible. I swear to God Dental pain. I think that the nerves in your mouth and your teeth are so close to your brain that that pain signal. It's unbearable. I mean it just there's no delay.
Speaker 2:No, there's no break.
Speaker 3:There's no break from it. No, I don't know. Probably, not Probably. All pain reaches the central nervous system at the same time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Pinky pain or dental pain. Toe pinky or dental, it's probably the same. Just dental pain is just.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Almost excruciating. I don't know what the hell it is with dental pain that's so bad yeah awkward silence I know, are we done?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, I think we're done. We're at about an hour and five minutes. Uh, it's been a little while since we've been able to jump on the podcast and talk to y'all and update y'all on our life. We're trying to get it done every week or two, but again, life happens and you know no excuses. We've. We've had plenty of opportunities here and there and we've just kind of fell off a little bit. But we'll get back on it and try to be consistent. I think that's the main thing with anything in this world is consistency.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but overall life is great.
Speaker 3:Yeah, life is great yeah.
Speaker 2:Life is great. The girls are happy, we're happy, life is good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right y'all. Well, thank you for joining, thank you for listening. Hope you enjoyed all the shit talking and laughs and my my takes on certain things that are not very uh popular to talk about that. I really don't give a shit, whether you like it or not right but uh, thanks, guys, gordy b gordon queen b marion and, uh, we'll catch y'all on the next one.